It's A Blurb! it is a Blame! It's Super Committee!
It was August, it absolutely was hot as heck, and also the state of affairs was dire. The president required his credit limit increased in time for the vacations, or the planet would be destroyed! therefore he took the type of drastic action solely a career politician with vast expertise in community organizing may take: he appointed a committee. but not simply any committee, no! a brilliant Committee!
Charged with fixing everything by Thanksgiving, the Super Friends gathered around a table at a top-secret location... cartoon heroes on one aspect, cartoon villains on the other. Rhino, whose super power is agreeing with his arch-enemies and who so sat at the chair within the middle, spoke 1st. "You're right, Joker," he said. "We got to yank those taxes up nice and high! especially on those millionaires and billionaires who somehow manage to make $200K!"
"You cannot do that," said arch-villain Captain America. "Those are business owners. they are the sole hope we have for investment and employment and recovery of the worldwide economy."
Everyone simply stared at the Captain, and eventually, the Super Demediacrat coalition got up and left the room. "You get that guy?" Two-Face said, rolling his eyes as they huffed out. "Private sector. Sheesh."
Once they all settled in at their new top-secret location, Lex Luther (the super brain behind the coalition) spoke quietly over tented fingers. "This is the deal," he said. "There are no deal."
After an awed hush, Rhino dared speak. "But Mr. Luther, if we do not make a deal by Thanksgiving, we have to, like, sell the navy!"
Luther simply smiled.
"Wait," said the Red Menace, "that's brilliant! we tend to sell the navy to China - they need one - and then we tend to hire a bazillion government workers to create us a brand new one! bigger government, the illusion of employment, happy China... all issues solved!"
"But what concerning the $600 billion that'll start off of entitlementses, Precious?" asked Gollum. "Not gonna happen!" everyone yelled in unison. "If we have to, we'll simply sell the air force, too," said The green Boondoggle. "I bet that'll fetch a fairly penny." "But who will we discover who needs a contemporary, stealthy air force and has that sort of money?" Rhino asked.
Luther simply smiled.
"Iran?" urged Menace. everyone agreed that Iran, or their friends, may use a contemporary air force and will afford to shop for one. There was abundant rejoicing.
And that's how the president and his Super Friends saved the day and created the planet safe for socialism. Now, drink your soy milk and return to sleep, very little voters. do not have nightmares concerning freedom and private prosperity... those monsters were slain 3 years ago.
Only The Voters will Save the planet now
by Michael D. Hume, M.S.
Michael Hume is a speaker, writer, and consultant specializing in serving to individuals maximize their potential and luxuriate in inspiring lives. As part of his inspirational leadership mission, he coaches executives and leaders in growing their personal sense of well-being through wealth creation and management, at the side of personal vitality.
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